We know it's a little unfair picking on newbies, but we do try and give contructive replies to e-mails with some thought behind them. What we have below are some of the messages we've received that leave a little to be desired in their authorship. Identities of the guilty have been protected for some reason - we're not all that nasty really...
If you want an idea of what type of messages we'll give sensible replies to, read the e-mails below and try not to replicate their style or content. Or you could just flame us for being cruel and heartless to the defenceless.
Here's the Hall of Lame:
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2000 From: Xxx XxxxxxxIf you've managed to read all of the above messages, and get down to here, without laughing or crying then congratulations. Hopefully we won't have to add many more e-mails of this type to our archive, but I wouldn't bank on it...
To: hackHull? Subject: Hello my name is xxxx i come from holland i live in groningen i had a qeustion for you can you help me to get some software for my self to hack a littel bit i like to sit behind my computer every day and i like to do some more with it then only playiong game s and watchiong video and stuf do you understand so maybe you can help he to find some software fot passcracks and security crack even banks and stuff you'll know because that's wath i like to do. Well good luck and have a nice day Crack's from xXxX . tHe HaCk
Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2000 From: XxxxxXxxxXxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: help I don't know you but I got into some files that I don't think I should have gotten into. My phones are taped, and I know that they're cencering everything I say..Can you help me in anyway? I would very much appreciate it. Thank you. Laterz, Xxxxx
Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2000 From: XXXXX XXXXXXX
To: hackHull? Subject: i wanna knwo how to hake it computers
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 From: Xxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: Xxxx Xxxxxxx hey my name is Xxxx. I want to learn how to hack. I got alot of guids from hackers.com. I don't understand shit. If you can in any way help me learn how to hack. Please reply to me. thank you. email@example.com
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2000 From: xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Hello Hello, I'm a newbie and i was wondering if you could give me any advice as a newcomer. I'm at firstname.lastname@example.org/
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 From: xxxxxxxx xxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: mobile phone top up cards hi i was woundering if you could help me get mobile phone top up card numbers for orange just talk and vodafone cheers please reply on email@example.com
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 1999 From: Xxxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: can u hack a password for me? the screen name is xxxxxxxxxx. i would appreciate it if you can get the password. e-mail me back with it. Xxxxx
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 From: Xxxxxxx Xxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Could u help me???? Hello, my name is Xxxxxxx, And I want to know if u could help me to get passwords for the mails. I want to view the mails of other people, and I don´t know how. Could u send me a program and info...etc...???
Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 From: Xxxx Xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hacking???? hey this a hacker that is a beggener and just wondern could u give me some tips Later
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 From: Xxxx Xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hack I live in Hull and i was thinking to myself have you every hack into Hull Daily mail before
Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 From: hackHull? To: Xxxx Xxxxxx
Subject: Re: hack On Thu, 2 Dec 1999, Xxxx Xxxxxx wrote: :> I live in Hull and i was thinking to myself have you every hack into :> Hull Daily mail before Of course not. But you could check out their FTP service for possible buffer overflow (old WU-FTPd), mail service for relaying & user enumeration, and see their NFS export gives you :o)
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 1999 From: Xxxx Xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Hull Daily Mail They use to have a email address at hotmail were people use to send them information and ask question.i hack into that email address about 2 weeks ago but that was luck. I'm a beginner at this game and i was wondering if you would help me, but i understand if you didn't. Xxxx Xxxxxx
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 From: XXXXXXXXXXXXX@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: (no subject) WHERE AREYOU??? TOOO EARLY FOR BEDTIME?/??? CONATCT ME ASAP!!! NEED SOME INFO!!!!
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 1999 From: XXXXXXXXXXXXX@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: hello I am xxxxxxxxxxxxxx,i want become a hacker,if you can give me some pointers,i seen hackhull,hackers,and your web sit to,but could not get on your web sit,i don't know y.How many places have you hacked into ,i'm 16/m,you? e-mail me back
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 From: "xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx"
To: hackHull? Subject: Hello guys of HULL !!! I'm just another guy that are interest in all the stuff that involves hacking ... i love to break in things that are closeg to everyone else ... I really like you site ... but i found just a small problem ... nothing about portugal... i just wanted to know if u know anything cool that can be made in Here (portugal) ... all the site that i found only speack about america and uk ... what a crap ... Never stop your work ... Thanks ...
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1999 20:10:39 EST From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: CAN U CAN U TEACH ME TO BECOME A HACKER? I NEED TO LEARN TO MAKE A COM VIRUSE. PLEASE,CAN YOU????? E-MAIL ME BACK
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1999 From: Xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: hacking how do you get pass [net bus] not that good
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 06:44:47 -0600 From: Xxxx Xxxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hacker.com Hey I have always been interested in the whole hacking business, I guess its kinda like the mob, what kind of info, can you offer? You can reply to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 1999 From: Xxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: things Do you all live around the same areas?, and how do people go about joining hackhull? Thanks - Xxxx
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 From: xxxxx xxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Alright, I'm on the uk cellnet network using a philips phone and have been barred from making international calls. When I try to turn the barring off it asks for a password. Have you got any info that could help with hacking it? Any info would be much appreciated. Cheers, Xxxxx. - Keep on hacking!
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 From: XXxxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: sage shit player i need a mentor some folks would call it so holler at me if u will
Date: Tue, 7 Sep 1999 From: "Xxxx Xxxx"
To: hackHull? Subject: WHAT REALLY IS THE RED BOX AND WHERE CAN I FIND INFORMATION ON IT? PLEASE HELP UNKNOWN
Date: Tue, 7 Sep 1999 From: xxxx xxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hi i'd like to learn how to. could you help me please. my e-mail is email@example.com. would you please hack this computer if you can , it's some stupid internet cafe's computer. bye
Date: Sun, 5 Sep 1999 From: xxxxx xxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: HELP PLEASE I NEED A SERIAL CRACK FOR MY UK INFO DISC 4.1 STANDARD TO UNLOCK TO PRO VERSION PLEASE HELP IF CAN DO CHEERS KEV
Date: Sat, 4 Sep 1999 From: firstname.lastname@example.org To: hackHull? Subject: novice help me i m novice in this field. i want to be expert in handling security. mail email@example.com
Date: Fri, 3 Sep 1999 From: firstname.lastname@example.org To: hackHull? Subject: Information Hi there, I am an journalist and I am working on an article about hackers. I want to know: do you breake in into telephone lines of other people? Does that exist and do other hackers this also in Holland? Please mail me back! Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx email@example.com
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 1999 From: Xxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: Challenge Hello, I am testing my system.............If you can do a hard drive crash on my system from where you are then you are as good as you think.............And I am interested.........Challenge begins now and ends in 3 hours................. Xxxxx Xx'Xxxxx Xxx Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 From: xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: centralized computer security hello, i am xxxxxx, currenly i'm doing a project. so i neet ur view in this topic. . Accualy i need create a software for detect com. in a LAN. so please give ur view or idea. Thanx xxxxxx xxxxx
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 From: xxxxx xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: i want to learn how to be a hacker my name is xxxxx. i want to be a hardcore hacker. i was wondering if you can teach me how to be one. i want to learn the insides and outs of company computers. learn how to do some damage. if you can email me back with some info. that would be really firstname.lastname@example.org xxxxx
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 From: xxxxx xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: i need some info on viruses i want to learn how to set a virus into a system of computers by email. and i want to learn how to break passwords on video games on the internet. if you can email me back withing a couple of days that would be cool. xxxxx
Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 From: Xxxx Xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Ripper/IP Hi, my name XxXxX and I'm new at hacking, and I was hoping you could help me out. I downloaded the program Ripper, I'm sure you are familar with it. I was wandering how to get the IP address of the site that I am trying to bypass the login name and password. If you could tell me anything about it I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks XxXxX-:
Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 From: Xxxxxxxxx To: hackHull? Subject: I need your help!!!! Are you online? Then please answer. I´ve a great problem and I think you´ve got the way to do it!
Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 From: Xxxxxx Xxxxx Xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Can u teach me hacking ?
Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1999 From: Xxxxx X Xxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hack help hey how doi break into security to turn off cameras
Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1999 From: Xxxxxxx Xxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: NOKIA RIP-OFF! Looking for help to find a site that has a variety of software to download and not necessarily shareware if you know what I mean. Worked in the computer industry with a colleague who knew all the tricks, "hack", "phreak", etc. He claimed to be able to download any software imaginable. Unfortunately, I lost contact with him and was wondering if you knew of such places? Thanks The software I need to go wireless is called "Data Suite". Nokia manufactures and sells the product. Their most resent version 1.3 will be replaced with 3.0 in August. Anyone who purchases the old version now will NOT get a free upgrade when the newer version is made available. This really sucks so I am looking for someone who owns and would like to trade. Xxxxxxx Mailto:email@example.com
Date: Sat, 26 Jun 1999 From: xxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Need a hand Sorry to just drop you a line like this i got your E-mail from http://www.hackhull.com/people.html Need some advice if you can spare the time. Xxxxxxx
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 1999 From: xxxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hey hey can you please tell me where i can download ntebust please get back and tell me at firstname.lastname@example.org thanks
Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 From: Xxxx Xxxxxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Help me some i need some info on how to hack telenet, id appreciate it, thanx Xxxxx aka:xxxxxxxxxxXxxxxx
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 1999 From: Xxxxx Xx-Xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: The Cause You are a cracker. Not a hacker. But that's okay, I need your view on something...
Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 From: hackHull? To: Xxxxx Xx-Xxxxxx
Subject: Re: The Cause On Wed, 9 Jun 1999, Xxxxx Xx-Xxxxxx wrote: :> You are a cracker. Not a hacker. Says who? You don't know what I do... I don't break into computer systems, but I do 'hack' things. :> But that's okay, I need your view on something... On what?
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 From: Xxxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: computers what else? Hey I need a password cracker for parental controls were can I get one? Xxxxxxx
Date: Tue, 8 Jun 1999 From: Xxxxx Xx Xxx
To: hackHull? Subject: Just a odd enquiry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To who ever it may concern ! So I was wondering wheather or not you could help me with a little financial problem ????, See I have a cell phone ,and it works with "Pay as you go " recharge cards , so I don't have to take out a contract , It really is very expensive making calls through my cell , so ,is it possible to get fake recharge card no's or stolen recharge card no's?????????????? Xxxxx ! email@example.com
Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 From: hackHull? To: Xxxxx Xx Xxx
Subject: Re: Just a odd enquiry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hacker =/= fraudster (hacker is not the same as fraudster) i.e. If we were into making financial gain from defrauding companies then we would all have very little need of working for a living - which we all do. I'm sure you could find adverts at the back of dodgy magazines which offer such cards, but we have mobile contracts & pay our bills... The sort of thing we would be interested in is how the credits are calculated & transfered - i.e. the theory of how 'pay as you go' works - but not in mass fraud. Sorry to be of little help, but now you know where we stand.
Date: Wed, 2 Jun 1999 From: Xxxx Xxxxxxxxx
To: hackHull? If u could can you supply me with some free call UK dialups to carriers.Cheers
Date: Thu, 03 Jun 1999 From: xxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: hello my name xxxxxx i need member in this club i am electronic eng i need know what i need the brogram and the brice firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 From: hackHull? To: xxxxxx
Subject: Re: hello On Thu, 3 Jun 1999, xxxxxx wrote: :> my name xxxxxx My name is xxxxxxxxxx :> i need member in this club Not exactly a 'club', just a group of friends :> i am electronic eng I am Security Consultant :> i need know what i need the brogram Program? For what? :> and the brice Price? Of What? :> email@example.com X.
Date: Wed, 2 Jun 1999 From: Xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: (no subject) can u tell me about the trojanhorse
Date: Fri, 4 Jun 1999 From: hackHull? To: Xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com Subject: Re: (no subject) Laocon, in Greek mythology, priest of APOLLO who warned the Trojans not to touch the wooden horse made by the Greeks during the TROJAN WAR. He and his two sons were crushed by sea serpents as they sacrificed to POSEIDON, and the Trojans brought the horse into the city. The death struggle of the family is portrayed in a famous Greek sculpture by Agesander, Athenodorus, and Polydorus, now in the Vatican. Regards...
Date: Tue, 01 Jun 1999 From: Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: need helllp I really need help, how would one delete a web page from the www or if that can't be done how would you edit it (it's someonelses page), I really need to do this before it's too late. Please reply as soon a possible Please.
Date: Sun, 16 May 1999 From: Xxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: SECRETS WISH TO LEARN THE WAYS OF THE HACKER?
Date: Thu, 20 May 1999 From: hackHull? To: Xxxxx@aol.com Subject: Re: SECRETS The way of the hacker is to whisper when shouting attracts undue attention...
Date: Thu, 20 May 1999 From: Xxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: Re: SECRETS thank you i am not that intelligient sometimes
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1998 From: XXXX_XXXX_x@webtv.net To: hackHull? Subject: I need your help? First, r u real good Hacker? Because if u r I seriously need your help? I have some bad grades i school ,can u change them for me? If so email me back soon okay... Your New Friend Xxxxx PS: I am Not a cop!!!!!
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1998 From: xxxx
To: hackHull? Subject: ok listen to this okbro i am makeing alot of new programs for newbes i was wondering if u guys would stick my page up thier its got over 109 programs on it and it can benifit your people also hack the hell out of this icq nubmer 17576590 the bitch is whaching for me nothing good in his comptuer but fton page crap and pics for web pages and company stuff hint hint . his dad is a big employer for a phone company erase his computer he is trying to sue me for pics and shit i got some things on my back right now so i cant . its a easy job though no firewalls no nothing . ok thanks alot man icq me back with if u want the page as a link on yours and thanks alot wish u good money and good hacking ]=-} peace
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 From: Xxxxxxxxx@aol.com To: hackHull? Subject: CAN U SEND ME A PUNTER THAT IS VIRUS FREE AND HOW DO I USE IT......ALSO I HAVE AN ANTI PUNYTER BUT I DONT KKNOW HOW TO USE IT COULD U HELP ME THANX
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